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 PostPosted: 16 Mar, 2012 
 
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I'm sorry, guys, and to you, plasma. Bad day and I was just frustrated, that's all.

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DeadMG wrote:
I'm sorry, guys, and to you, plasma. Bad day and I was just frustrated, that's all.


Did not see that coming :shock:

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what the ****....

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Apologizing is for homos

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Toot wrote:
Apologizing is for homos


Does that mean he gets a +1 to that stat? :o

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It just gives him a bonus every time he attempts to suck a dick.

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Hazza616 wrote:
It just gives him a bonus every time he attempts to suck a dick.


Enough with the dick sucking. The funny, she is long gone.

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I'm not so sure about that, I think the funny may still be around. Also I got back sooner than later. Just in time not to miss anything!


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 PostPosted: 17 Mar, 2012 
 
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I'll get to work right away.

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Also not to be a tard, but how did I only get 22.5ft of rope after rolling a 5? (5: A big success – you’ll pretty much get what you want)


I have to start pricing somewhere and you only did have 5 gold. I'd be pretty happy if I'd get 22.5 ft of rope from 5 gold and a 5. Now if you had 10 gold and rolled a 6...

In all seriousness, if I can get enough rope to hang 3 people from 5 gold, I think I'd also get a nice weapon for about 30 to 50 or pieces of complete awesomeness in a price range of 100 to 200 gold.

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Chapter 5 – Toby, Bison, Pirate, Doom – 12 am
DeadMG rols a 5 on the other book he’s got. He’s learned the teleportation spell, though he’s nowhere nearly experienced enough to teleport himself (let alone over far distances). Let’s keep it at objects at first, like stones, teleporting them over someone’s head!
+5 exp on SpaceTimeMage class. He now is level 2. If an enemy attacks you, you’ll suffer -1 on damage rolls in the magic sector (+1 resistance, you do NOT have the +1 defence against attacks from swords or spears or such...)

Falcrack goes to the side of the docks and then tries to fish again (4). He’s getting 3 small fish from it! +5 exp as fisherman.

Hawkeye searches the thief (5). He now has matches but also a set of lockpicks (5) and 5 gold pieces (obviously stolen from someone else)! Sotty, but you won’t get your arrow back. You get +5 exp in your thief type from looting.

Hazza attempts to teach Toby the “attack” command (3). Toby immediately jumps on a unsuspecting rabbit (Do those exist) and kills it! Toby can indeed attack (+1 when you attack small animals, if you try that a couple of times, bigger animals will also suffer from Toby’s bonus, as well as humans and whatever else might appear). +5 on the archer class because Hazza thinks that teaching Toby is equivalent with shooting arrows (which of course is not the case but what is an archer near a forest without a proper dog?)

Isik attempts to make a lockpick-knife again (3). This time he does get it but it’s a bit weak. The lockpick-knife can break if you fail repeatedly. The bank employees help you with your splinters so now you won’t have anything bad going on from those anymore. Though you also stop sobbing and the bank people go back to their desks, no longer interested in you, so they don’t pay attention to whatever you’re doing at the moment...

K-lord wants to join a ship that needs guards (4) and he finds one! He’s taken on the ship and the ship disembarks immediately. Then, out of nowhere (apart from a thick fog that was close to the docks), a pirate ship appears. The pirates will attempt to jump on K-lords ship. Stop them K-lord, stop them with that gigantic shield!

Mazrix heals his leg (6), incredible! You haven’t only healed your leg but you also get +5 exp from it. He then enters the tavern where he can just hear OrangeKnight muttering something stupid.

Moose joins the guild and is only one step away from being a real apprentice. He just needs to purge the darkness from a giant painting, using a spell called *cleaning* (yes you have just been demoted to janitor) (6). The painting is not only cleaned perfectly, but also set on fire! One of the priests throws a bucket of water on the painting and the fire is down, but inside the painting it still goes on.
^^Moose just joined the Aeon Templars and now he is a janitor (lowest rank).
+5 exp on the cleaning spell.

OrangeKnight asks some of the Tavern patrons about Potential Evils that need vanquishing (2).
“rar fajhkjhk wuiiwe ewpuo ouif joi weorusasfiuwe?” You are a bit inaudible and the tavern patrons (what the hell are those anyway?) have no idea what to say, so they just try something:

“whkewuias awiuesf p skhfwioq m, cnvawasoi fgm, as dowie aslgfoi!”
They have no idea what kind of dark evil these words will conjure, but conjure dark evil they will!

In other words, OrangeKnight will be responsible for a lot of evil to fight. Good going OrangeKnight!

Regabond gets into the tavern and buys something random from 1 gold (3). You get a beer!

Spuddyt goes CORPSESURFING (2). He throws the corpse to the north east with superhuman strength, and then attempts to jump even faster and bounce of the corpse to go even higher. Too bad he doesn’t have superhuman strength yet, but he does throw and jump and bounce, resulting in the corpse losing the bits and pieces that used to be half his head.

Spuddyt then successfully lands.

Toot wants to hit the woman who caused him so much pain over the last 6 hours with his head, in her head (5). She’s instantly unconscious and drops on the floor. It’ll be like 12 hours before she wakes up so you’ll have plenty of time to do whatever you like. +5 on pimp experience.

Wolfinator attempts to find something in the darkness (6). He finds too many things in the darkness and now he lost his sense of direction completely (When you actually find an exit from the vault, you’ll have no idea where you are!). You find several gemstones, which can be used for any type of magic (though you will have no idea what will happen when you do, neither will I). They can also be used to improve any weapon. Wolfinator also sees a strange black qube in the distance and goes to it.

Stampede:
The bison attack! They are rampaging through the poor village and crushing poor people! The rich get out of the way safely though. Villagers run around in panic and scream for help. Anyone who can kill a bison will get 5 gold (or something) said the mayor.

Pirates: The people in the docks are too busy to care about any bison. Pirates have appeared and are already attacking the first ship! The village doesn’t have an army so the only thing the people at the docks can do is go to the tavern, get drunk and put the rest of the beer on the docks, hoping that the pirates will go away if they take that as a gift.

But first, those pirates are taking over another ship.

Everyone is too busy to notice something far darker opening in the sky.


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DeadMG: SpaceTimeMage/swordsman (2.0/1.0).
@ Magical lab
*Iron sword
*Secret message!!!
*Teleport spell (you’ll have to level up several times to get it really strong)
*Slow time spell (-1 on enemy dodge rolls for several turns)
*Book on basic space manipulation
*Book on basic time manipulation
-1 on two handed (distorted hand)
+1 resistance
A) Wolfinator

Falcrack: ShoeCobbler/Fisherman (1.5/1.5).
@docks
*2 rods
*1 pair of shoes
*12 gold
*3 small fish
+ No roll less than “2” when doing a move action.
A) Regabond, OrangeKnight, Mazrix

Hawkeye: Archer/Thief (1.5/1.5).
@Thief.
*Bow with arrows (4)
*Bison Hide
*Lockpicks (5)
*Gold (5)
A) Hazza.

Hazza: AnimaMage/Archer (1.0/1.5).
@ Plain
*Basic fire book
*Rusty bow and arrows (10)
- 1 on the moves for the next 6 hours (1 turn).
+1 on attacking small animals (Toby)
C) Toby the labradoodle (can attack small animals)
A) Hawkeye, Spuddyt

Isik: Thief/Inventor (1.2/1.5)
@bank
*Lockpicks (3)
*wood, metal, leather
*Lockpick-knife

K-lord: Shieldsman/AnimaMage (1.0/1.0)
@docks.
*Big wooden shield
-1 thought (headache)

Mazrix: Archer/Healer (1.0/1.8).
@Tavern
*Bow with arrows (13)
*Coffee beans
*Fly in stomach.
A) Falckrack , OrangeKnight
F) Regabond

Moose: LightMage/Swordsman (1.6/1.0)
@Aeon Templars
*Book of light
*10 gold
^^Aeon Templars (janitor)

OrangeKnight: spearman/LM (1.0/1.0).
@Tavern
*Beer
*7.5 m (22.5 ft) of rope.
A) Falcrack, Mazrix, Regabond

Regabond: Thief/DarkMage (1.0/1.0).
@Tavern
*Lockpicks (5)
*Beef (with bones in it)
*Gold (2)
*Beer
-1 two handed (ends at chapter 6)
-1 on thought (head)
A) OrangeKnight, Falckrack
F) Mazrix

Spuddyt: Axeman/??? (1.5/1.0).
@ North of forest
*Broken Axe
*Rusty hatchet
-1 on two-handed (wounded arm)
A) Hazza

Toot: Axeman/pimp (1.0/1.5)
@House
*lack of clothes (-2 on anything social)
*Dress
*rogue hat (+1 on bargains)
-2 on anything social
-1 on speech (hurt badly in crotch, chapter 5)
+1 on bargains
No movement action next turn (Chapter 5 – hurt badly in crotch).

Wolfinator: DarkM/??? (1.7/1.0).
@ Vault (Magical Lab)
*Book: Flux
*Book: Drain (lv 7)
*Book: Summon rats (lv 4)
*Scroll: Undo dark backfire (on yourself)
*Scroll: Undoe dark affliction.
+ 2 exp/Dark Mage Action (Dark Magic surroundings).
- 2 social (Darkened). -1 In light (darkened).
- NO SENSE OF DIRECTION.
A) DeadMG

Factions:
Aeon Templars (LightMages).
*Moose (janitor)

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I move to an open window from where I can see the area between the houses where Toot and DeadMG are. (The orange spots are bisons, right?)

Then I shoot a bison in the head my bow.

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OK. Does that mean that my space/time books are depleted?

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Orange spots are bisons

Dead, you can't get more spells from the books, but they do help you with the spells you have (bonus like +1 for now, if you get at a higher level you won't get the bonus anymore but then you can get a bonus from other things)

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In that case, I choose to poke my face out the door and I attempt to teleport the closest bison's brain out of it's skull. The destination is inside the next nearest bison's skull.

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I dash out of the Templar headquarters to attempt to redeem myself. Noting the affect of the purge spell on inanimate objects, I decide to experiment with it on squishy organics.

Move: Outside
Action: Conflagrate the nearest bison with the purge spell.

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Move: I move around, examining the area for things I could take.
Action: I focus on my surroundings... and I attempt to randomly invent! (Basically, it doesn't have to make sense, and I really can't specify what I want because I don't know what's available. This seems like the most interesting option)

At some point I'm going to find a large sack of mechanical parts or whathaveyou and I'm going to be really happy.

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After finishing the beer I'm feeling refreshed. I'll attempt my shadow walking technique in some of the shadows of the tavern.


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"Thick Fog! Those cunning pirates, attacking out of nearly nowhere, how could I not have forseen this!"

I prepare to defend the boat, using my big wooden shield to push pirates off the boat as they board and to deflect any incoming ranged fire. Those pirates had better know how to swim.

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"I have my matches once more!" i yell in glee, i noticed the Bison have begun stampeding through the town in the distance! I start running in the direction of the town, while doing so i attempt to call out to some unknown ferocious animal companion that will fight along side me!(this is going to end badly i just feel it)

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As the pain from biting my tongue at the most awkward of moments dulls, I hear a great rukus outside, I exit the tavern to see what's going on and spot the stampede, I cast Summon Weapon - Spear to defend the villagers "fleeing" to the tavern.

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I move north
I attempt to dig a pit... as deep as possible.


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isik wrote:
Move: I move around, examining the area for things I could take.
Action: I focus on my surroundings... and I attempt to randomly invent! (Basically, it doesn't have to make sense, and I really can't specify what I want because I don't know what's available. This seems like the most interesting option)

At some point I'm going to find a large sack of mechanical parts or whathaveyou and I'm going to be really happy.

I'M GIVING YOU LOCKPICKS AND A BANK TO BREAK IN AS A THIEF AND WHAT DO YOU DO? INVENT STUFF? :lol:

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The bank isn't going anywhere! Make my invention include lockpicks, then! I want to make a lockpickthingy! I shall be the thief with the stupidest assortment of lockpicks IN THE WORLD!

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isik wrote:
The bank isn't going anywhere! Make my invention include lockpicks, then! I want to make a lockpickthingy! I shall be the thief with the stupidest assortment of lockpicks IN THE WORLD!

You're already on your way with the stupidest assortment of lockpicks. Though I'm not sure if there's even a competition... :wink:

I think we have to wait for Wolfinator, Toot, Hazza and Falcrack at the moment. I wrote the rest down.

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I'll probably get an 8 at some indeterminable point in the future and wind up replacing half my body with lockpicks.

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